Crappage patch kid

I've decided that my ebay listings are too clever and pithy not to share with the whole lot of nobody who reads this site. Behold:

Cabbage Patch Kids: Cornsilk Kids Doll: Alberta Lanette

Back in the day these were fairly popular. I remember it as if it were 20 years ago. Fast forward to cleaning out my mother-in-law's 20-year-old storage locker and behold: a new un-opened cabbage patch kids doll. Not one, but two. I was quite literally beside myself. Imagine the restraint!

Anyway, it's all there. Sho' 'nuff! There's a birth certificate or something in the box and whatever else is supposed to be in there. It's un-opened and still bears the original price tag from Fred Meyer in Anchorage Alaska. The pagkaging is a little dented, but that probably happened when my mother-in-law was wrenching it out of some other housewife's hands on the floor of Fred Meyer back in good old 1985.

-M