Big-ass worm (not big ass-worm)

I found this article about a giant worm speces found in Washington State.

"What kid wouldn't want to play with a 3 foot-long, lily smelling, soft pink worm that spits?"

It reminds me of a quote referring to the male sex organ from South Park in Season 2. I found it HERE.

Cartman: The fireman is very magical. Rub his helmet and he spits in your eye.